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Worst chat up line ever from londonsdead85 196 days old
Worst chat up line ever as said by my friend Greg last night- 'Hey baby, I got swine flu do you wanna start an epidemic tonight?' And ackward silence ...
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Bad Joke from londonsdead85 224 days old
I had a friend when I was growing up, We quickly became best friends and were inseparable, But then we became really competitive, Always trying to ...
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Modern Times- a poem from londonsdead85 888 days old
Down to the club to where the peacocks dance Choose from the many ones and take a chance try to act it cool but don't get no sign walkaway as they ...
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Love is like a ringtone, it just gets more tacky from londonsdead85 908 days old
So theres me and Johnny Cigarettes in some dirty booze brothel sinking some of the good old black and white stuff. Fighting words and racist banter are ...
