I recently have become a bit unhealthily addicted to my keywords. I love when I get a weird one and spend far too much time thinking about who that person was and what they were looking for and how annoyed they probably were at getting my dumb blog.

Here are mine this month:

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Here are a few of my favourites:

"pee desperate wet"
I have a theory about this one. I think some guy got back late after a heavy night on the town and was really drunk, so drunk in fact that he forgot how to go to the bathroom so whilst on the couch in front of the computer and getting more hysterical decided to try and call for help. Hope they made it.

"doble meaning quotes"
No wonder this person is looking for quotes by wordsmiths- he cant even spell double.

"swine flu room of smoke"
Sounds like a David Lynch film- I would bet my laptop on this being the result of two stoners talking. "Dude, swine flu is like smoke hiding society from questioning the government covering up aliens." "Deep, dude, deep" I had too many of these unfortunately.

"what's that drink they make in friday"
I love the way this person sounds like they are talking to the computer in a conversational way.

"what happens if you smoke weed when you have swine flu"
You really crave a bacon sandwich

"whats referred to as the 'Dole' in the UK"
Is this David Cameron?

"fuck youth abused"
Sounds terribly violent unless you put a comma in there- fuck, youth abused- it now sounds like they are from greenpeace (gotta hold on to the idea that I have no rapists reading this blog)

"I love smoking mothers"
This person obviously has not been watching those disgustingly manipulative NHS adverts with the children and the smoking mothers. Viva la revolution- I love them too. 

"loves his hard long strokes"
This person really knows what they want in their porn- they know the level of grip, the length and the stroke-whatever happened to handjobs? People are way too particular these days...

Any one got weirder ones?