I had a friend when I was growing up,

We quickly became best friends and were inseparable,

But then we became really competitive,

Always trying to best one another,

I had a Nintendo, he had the Super Nintendo,

I had a bike, He had a BMX,

I had a gerbil, he had a Dog,

I got a girl, he had Two,

She Broke my heart and he sang the blues,

I got depressed and tried to commit suicide,

He Died.

I Won.